Why did the turkey get into so much trouble at school?

Because it was always involved in fowl play!

I've got a fowl feeling about this year's Thanksgiving dinner

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one place where

the only thing we pass around the table more often than the mashed potatoes is criticism.