Why did the turkey get bad grades in math?

It kept gobbling up all the numbers!

Every Thanksgiving, my aunt brings her famous 'mystery casserole.'

We're still not sure if it's a side dish or a science experiment.

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

Why did the stuffing always win debates?

Because it had all the right fillings!