At our Thanksgiving table, the one thing everyone dreads more than dry turkey...

...is when Aunt Carol asks if anyone's considered going gluten-free and dairy-free this year.

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family

As I pick up this carving knife to tackle our Thanksgiving turkey...

...I just hope I don't wing it too much!