I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all bring our appetites and our opinions, but only one of them is welcome to stay for dessert

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite