Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

Why was the cranberry sauce always invited to holiday parties?

Because it was a berry good mixer!

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner isn't cooking the turkey...

...it's coming up with a new answer to 'So, are you dating anyone yet?' every single year.