I've been feeling grateful for our Thanksgiving dinner tradition

because it's the one time a year where I'm a cut above the rest

Why was the stuffing feeling so confident?

Because it was full of itself!

My mom always says she "loves" my sister's green bean casserole at Thanksgiving.

But she won't let it touch any of the other food on her plate.

After Thanksgiving dinner at our place, the only thing that gets more attention than the leftovers...

...is the button on everyone's pants.