I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

I've been trying to work on my anxiety in therapy

Now I'm just anxious about not making progress in therapy

My therapist asked if I did my journaling homework.

I said, 'Yes, I journaled about how I didn't want to do my journaling homework.'

I told my manager I was feeling burned out from all the 'optional' overtime

and they said I just needed to 'want it more' – I'm starting to think they want me to want a stress leave