My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.

I asked my boomer dad for advice on buying a house

He said 'just work harder and cut back on avocado toast', I said 'dad, I'm a freelance writer, my only income is from avocado toast reviews'

My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.

So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.

I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan

but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking