I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

Our CEO sent a company-wide email saying we should all be grateful to be working 60-hour weeks

because 'burnout is just a state of mind'

Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going