I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

Boomers say they bought a house for the price of a car back in their day.

Now, I can barely afford the gas to drive *to* an open house.

I've been trying to work on my anxiety in therapy

Now I'm just anxious about not making progress in therapy

My company said 'we're a family here,'

which explains why they treat me like the broke cousin who always has to pick up the check.