Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

Are you a box of Valentine's chocolates?

Because I can't wait to unwrap you... and then I'm probably just going to eat all the good ones first.

Valentine's Day is just a yearly reminder...

...that I don't have to pretend to enjoy expensive prix fixe menus or tiny, overpriced chocolates.