I'm not saying I'm against Valentine's Day, but

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Sunday, August 9, 2026

I'm starting to think it's just a holiday where people pay more for the same restaurants and flowers they can get any other day

More Valentine's Jokes

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

I'm stuck on you!

What's Cupid's favorite kind of exercise?

Arrow-bics!

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

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