What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner