What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Let's truffle some feathers!

What did the chocolate bar say to its Valentine?

I'm nuts about you!

I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go on a date?

Because it was looking for a sweet relationship