💘 Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSunday, July 5, 2026
I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request
They asked if I wanted to upgrade to a pity party of two, with a complimentary side of tears
More Valentine's Jokes
Why did the love letter blush on Valentine's Day?
Because it was sealed with a kiss!
My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.
It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.
Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?
Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.
I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just
in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.
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