💘 Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSunday, July 5, 2026
I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request
They asked if I wanted to upgrade to a pity party of two, with a complimentary side of tears
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.
Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?
Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!
Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?
Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you
Some people spend Valentine's Day searching for their soulmate.
I'm just trying to decide if my soulmate is the pizza delivery guy or the remote control.
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