My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.

First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.

I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills

by lovingly cooking a solo meal, and then arguing with myself over who left the dishes in the sink

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.