💘 Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineWednesday, August 12, 2026
This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.
With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.
More Valentine's Jokes
My favorite thing about Valentine's Day is actually the day after.
That's when all the good chocolate goes 50% off. It's like Christmas, but for cynics.
I've started calling Valentine's Day something new
Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday
Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?
Because it finally found its chipmate!
Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?
Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.
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