💘 Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineWednesday, August 12, 2026
This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.
With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.
More Valentine's Jokes
What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?
I think we're mint to be together!
Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?
Because it was a work of art to its soulmate
Why did the couple's love become a sweet investment on Valentine's Day?
Because they decided to mint their relationship!
Why did the heart go to the gym on Valentine's Day?
It wanted to get pumped up for love!
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