For Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating my love for true independence.

Which mostly involves wearing sweatpants, ordering takeout, and not sharing the remote.

What did the Hershey's Kiss say to the chocolate chip on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

I'm not saying I'm against Valentine's Day, but

I'm starting to think it's just a holiday where people pay more for the same restaurants and flowers they can get any other day

Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!