Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

I'm not arguing that Valentine's Day is overrated, but

I just think it's a holiday created by florists and jewelers to make singles feel like they're in a real-life game of 'Monopoly' – paying rent, but no one's getting a free park.

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.