Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking

I guess you could say they have a whale of a language

Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend?

Because he kneaded space.

My bike is always tired because it's two-tired.