I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Friday, August 14, 2026

but it's hard when the only person I'm in a relationship with is Netflix, and they already know my password

More Valentine's Jokes

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're making my heart grow a petal-fect love for you

Is your heart a target?

Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.

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