Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!