Why did the candy store owner love Valentine's Day?

Because it was a sweetheart of a deal.

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.