๐ Valentine's Joke
Sweet NothingsMonday, April 27, 2026
Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?
Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?
Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.
Are you a box of conversation hearts?
Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings
Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?
Because he kept trying to target all the sweethearts!
What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?
I think we're mint to be together!
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