Are you a Valentine's Day parking ticket?

Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I really should have paid attention to the two-hour limit.

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time to find love

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

This Valentine's Day, while couples are out having romantic candlelit dinners...

I'll be enjoying the ultimate luxury: eating pizza in sweatpants without judgment.