Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you