Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go on a date?

Because it was looking for a sweet relationship

Why did the rose go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a little 'prickly' feeling!