If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

But since it's Valentine's Day, I'd say you're a *sweet* potato!

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a work of art to its soulmate

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!