What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!

Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a pointed problem with love!

I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time to find love