Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.