Why did Cupid go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to draw hearts!

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're making my heart grow a petal-fect love for you

My favorite thing about Valentine's Day is actually the day after.

That's when all the good chocolate goes 50% off. It's like Christmas, but for cynics.

Valentine's Day is just a yearly reminder...

...that I don't have to pretend to enjoy expensive prix fixe menus or tiny, overpriced chocolates.