Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

This Valentine's Day, while couples are gazing into each other's eyes...

I'll be gazing lovingly into the bottom of a pizza box.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.