Why did the flower shop run out of roses on Valentine's Day?

Because everyone wanted to bouquet their love!

What did the chocolate bar say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make me melt!

They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time