Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

Are you a Valentine's Day greeting card?

Because you have a special delivery to my heart!

Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a pointed problem with love!