Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

My ideal Valentine's Day date doesn't involve fancy restaurants or grand romantic gestures.

It involves a comfy couch, my favorite takeout, and absolutely no small talk about our 'future'.