Why did the chocolate go on a date?

It was looking for its truffle mate.

My ideal Valentine's Day involves a long, loving relationship...

...with my remote control and a very large pizza.

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.

It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.

Valentine's Day is just a yearly reminder...

...that I don't have to pretend to enjoy expensive prix fixe menus or tiny, overpriced chocolates.