I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love