Are you a time traveler?

Because I see you in my future... helping me renew my driver's license at the DMV.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!