Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of love

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart, but unfortunately, you're also expiring soon if you don't go out with me.

What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!