๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkSunday, August 23, 2026
My girlfriend told me she wanted a man who was good with his hands, like a carpenter.
She said I spend too much time measuring and not enough time nailing.
More Dirty Jokes
I just started a new job at a bakery, and my boss is very particular about how I handle the dough.
He says I need to come in early, work it hard and fast until it's really stiff, then get it warm and moist so it can rise properly.
My new riding instructor is very particular. She says the key to a good performance is a firm grip, finding your rhythm, and really working your hips into the saddle.
She had me going up and down for what felt like hours until I was completely exhausted, but when I finally finished, I felt utterly satisfied.
My girlfriend told me she wanted something for her birthday that she could ride all night long.
So I went out and bought her a Peloton.
My date told me she loved a man who could really handle his tools, get down and dirty, and wasn't afraid to get his hands on some really tough nuts.
She just needed help fixing her car engine.
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