My neighbor asked if I could help her with her garden project last weekend. She wanted me to get down low, handle something long and stiff, really work it back and forth, and then help her get it standing straight up.

She was trying to build a new trellis for her climbing roses.

Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?

Because every time he got excited, it went nuts.

Why did the man bring a ladder on his second date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship