Why did the turkey get kicked off the football team?

Because it kept *fowl*ing up the plays!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!