I've been dating a librarian, and she's always checking me out.

I told my date I was an avid explorer.

She said, 'Oh really? So you're good at finding hidden passages and going deep into unknown territory?'

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

My girlfriend told me she loves our road trips.

She says she really enjoys the way the engine vibrates between her legs after a long, hot ride.