🔥 Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingTuesday, September 15, 2026
My wife was complaining the other day. She said I never properly finish the job, always leaving things uneven and requiring her to pick up the slack, and that I really needed to work on my strokes to get a good, smooth coat.
She was talking about the new paint job in the living room, of course.
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