Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.

What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Let's truffle some feathers!

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

Are you a heart?

Because you're absolutely vital for pumping blood throughout my circulatory system.