Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday