They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

More Valentine's Jokes

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid?

Because I just cut myself trying to open this Valentine's candy wrapper.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

What's Cupid's favorite kind of exercise?

Arrow-bics!

Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

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