They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

More Valentine's Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

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