I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.