They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

More Valentine's Jokes

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

What did the chocolate bar say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make me melt!

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.

What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!

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