Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.