Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.

I'm not arguing that Valentine's Day is overrated, but

I just think it's a holiday created by florists and jewelers to make singles feel like they're in a real-life game of 'Monopoly' – paying rent, but no one's getting a free park.