What's Cupid's favorite kind of exercise?

Arrow-bics!

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their love to a higher level

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.