Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

My Valentine's Day plans usually involve a very specific type of bouquet.

A pizza box, surrounded by breadsticks.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

But since it's Valentine's Day, I'd say you're a *sweet* potato!