What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

I'm stuck on you!

I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch

Why did the couple's love become a sweet investment on Valentine's Day?

Because they decided to mint their relationship!

Are you a heart?

Because you're absolutely vital for pumping blood throughout my circulatory system.