They say marriage is about learning to share.

Mainly, sharing the TV remote with someone who thinks 'channel surfing' for 20 minutes is a legitimate viewing strategy.

Our wedding seating chart started as a simple grid of names.

By the end, it looked like a complex geopolitical map designed to prevent international incidents.

We added up the costs of the venue, food, and decorations for our wedding

And realized we could've just bought a small island and eloped

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized

Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner