Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?

Because he kept trying to target all the sweethearts!