Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it was ready to bud the question!

I'm not arguing that Valentine's Day is overrated, but

I just think it's a holiday created by florists and jewelers to make singles feel like they're in a real-life game of 'Monopoly' – paying rent, but no one's getting a free park.

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day traditions

Apparently, it's all about love, romance, and pretending to like overpriced dinners.

What's Cupid's favorite kind of exercise?

Arrow-bics!