Are you Valentine's Day?

Because you've snuck up on me, and I still haven't bought any chocolates!

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart, but unfortunately, you're also expiring soon if you don't go out with me.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their love to a higher level