I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time