Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law

They say finding your soulmate is like finding that perfect missing piece to your life's puzzle.

But what they don't tell you is that once you find that piece, you then discover it's part of a much larger, 1000-piece puzzle that you both have to build together... and it doesn't come with instructions.

When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.

Now, I just finish her snacks.