They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

When my wife and I were first dating, 'date night' meant a fancy dinner, maybe a show, or a romantic walk.

Now, 'date night' is successfully ordering takeout and watching one episode of a show before one of us falls asleep on the couch.

They say that when you get married, two become one.

Which, for [Groom's Name], primarily means he now knows where the 'produce' section is at the grocery store.

I've been trying to figure out the secret to a long and happy marriage, so I asked the groom to share his wisdom

He just smiled and said, 'Love, trust, and separate bathrooms'