We added up the costs of the venue, food, and decorations for our wedding

And realized we could've just bought a small island and eloped

I've been married for a few years now, and I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms, and not just because of the toilet paper roll thing.

Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.

I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.