We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget and a simple guest list.

Then our parents got involved, and now we're just trying to find a second mortgage to cover the open bar.

When we were dating, my husband used to send me romantic texts like, 'Missing you already, can't wait to see you!'

Now, his most romantic text is usually just, 'Did you remember to take the trash out?'

Our wedding guest list started with close friends and family.

By the time everyone added their 'must-invites,' we were debating whether the Queen of England had a prior engagement.

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.