Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

What did the romantic baker say to their sweetheart on Valentine's Day?

I knead you in my life!

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights