Why did the chocolate go on a date?

It was looking for its truffle mate.

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

They say Valentine's Day is all about grand romantic gestures.

My grandest romantic gesture this year will be remembering to take out the recycling.