Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

My ideal Valentine's Day involves a long, loving relationship...

...with my remote control and a very large pizza.

What did the grape say when it got invited to a Valentine's Day party?

I'm crushed that I have to decline, but I'd love to wine and dine with you another time

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights