I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills

by lovingly cooking a solo meal, and then arguing with myself over who left the dishes in the sink

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven