Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

💘 Valentine's Joke

Sweet Nothings

Saturday, April 4, 2026

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

More Valentine's Jokes

What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

What's Cupid's favorite kind of exercise?

Arrow-bics!

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

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