I've noticed that marriage is a lot like a computer update

At first, it's exciting and full of new features, but eventually, it just takes up a lot of space and sometimes freezes on you.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget

Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned

They say that when you get married, you gain a whole new perspective on life. And [Groom's Name] definitely has.

Just last week he was explaining to me the crucial difference between 'taupe' and 'greige' for their new living room rug.