๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate Burnoutโ Won 0 of 1 battleSaturday, April 25, 2026
I asked my manager why our meeting couldn't have been an email
And they said 'because then we wouldn't have had the opportunity to synergize our thought processes and disrupt the paradigm of traditional communication'
More Millennial Jokes
I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle
to pay for the side hustle I already have to pay for my main job
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans
I told my therapist I was having trouble committing to consistent routines because of my disorganized attachment style.
She just sighed and said, 'So you're saying you're disorganized?'
My therapist identified my attachment style as 'anxious-preoccupied.'
Which perfectly explains why I keep checking if my DoorDash order is still 5 minutes away.
Comments
Loading comments...