Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you

Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I just scraped my knee trying to get to the last piece of chocolate in this Valentine's box!