Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I just scraped my knee trying to get to the last piece of chocolate in this Valentine's box!

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

Are you a Valentine's Day parking ticket?

Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I really should have paid attention to the two-hour limit.