My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

I matched with a girl on Tinder who said she was 'fluid' in her sexuality.

I thought, great, someone who finally understands my problem with premature ejaculation.

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional glassblower, and she's always trying to get me to help her shape something delicate and fragile.

Now she says I'm really good at blowing things out of proportion.