🔥 Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingSaturday, October 3, 2026
My neighbor asked if I could come over and help her out. She said she had a really stubborn patch in her garden that just wouldn't get wet enough, no matter how much she tried to work it herself. She really needed a big, strong man to come over, get it good and soft, and then jam something long and hard right in there.
Turns out she wanted me to help her plant a new fence post.
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