My neighbor came over late last night, looking desperate. She said she was all wet, things were tight, and she needed a big, strong man to come over and help her work it until it was firmly in place.

Turns out her new garden hose was jammed in the spigot and she couldn't attach it.

My dad took me fishing for the first time last weekend.

He told me the secret was to get a good, firm grip on the rod, bait the hook just right, cast it out deep, and then reel it in slow and steady until you feel a good tug.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to 'get to the bottom of things' in our relationship.

So I spent the entire night perfecting my rim job technique.

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.