Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entry

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

I've been dating a professional archer, and she's been teaching me about the importance of proper form and follow-through.

Now I know why she's always hitting the mark, but missing the point.