What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Are you a Valentine's Day heart?

Because you just made my ticker skip a beat... and now I need to schedule an appointment with my cardiologist just to be safe.

Are you a calendar?

Because I'd love to date you, but I really need to check my schedule first.