Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you