Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you're a snack... and now I'm out of quarters for my Valentine's Day coffee.

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're making my heart grow a petal-fect love for you

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you make my heart flutter... and also, you're probably going to shed glitter everywhere.