Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

Are you a Valentine's Day bouquet?

Because you're a pick above the rest and I'm feeling a little wilted without you!

What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!