๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
My girlfriend spent an hour in the dressing room yesterday trying on new pants.
When she finally emerged, she sighed and said, "It was a tight squeeze, and took a lot of maneuvering, but I think I'm really going to enjoy these."
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