I told my new barista that I like it when she really gets in there and starts pounding and grinding, then finishes it off with a nice swirl of cream.

She just looked at me and said, 'Sir, this is a coffee shop. We just make lattes.'

I've been dating a professional archer, and she's been teaching me about the art of precision and follow-through.

But honestly, it's all about finding the right target and hitting it repeatedly until you finally get a bullseye.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional librarian, and she's always trying to get me to check out her catalog and see if we have a good connection.

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.