My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.

They say men fantasize about having sex with multiple women.

And women fantasize about having sex with *one* man who doesn't need directions.

I've been dating a woman who's a professional architect, and she's always trying to redesign our relationship.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to build a better orgasm.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening